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Suedomsa
Tabitha's Men
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Suedomsa the Magazine  August 1998  Volume Two, Issue Two
Tabitha's Men by Tabitha Wharton
#1 ASSHOLE MAN
THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT. USES YOU FOR SEX AND DOESN'T EVEN GET YOUR PHONE # AFTERWARDS.
#2 DORK BOY
HAS FOLLOWED YOU AROUND SINCE FIRST GRADE. MAINTAINS THE BELIEF THAT YOU WILL BE HIS.
#3 MAMA'S BOY
A NICE GUY, BUT BEWARE! IF MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU, YOU'RE A GONER. AND MAMA DON'T LIKE YOU.
#4 FRIEND MAN
YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME. YOU'D GLADLY BEAR HIS CHILDREN, BUT ALAS, YOU'RE JUST "FRIENDS."
Suedomsa the Magazine was a joint creative effort by Dara Shifrer and Andrew Marx